Marketers are amazing and inspiring people, do not get me wrong, but sometimes I just can not help thinking they have missed their captive audience.
Imagine…… Donut icing: ‘free membership @ Fitness First’
The back of a bus: the average Sydney Sider could potentially save $15.50* by parking their car and walking to work ‘let Nike take you the next step’
Casino playing cards: 21%* of punters forget they have left their kids in the car – where are your kids? ‘Use our Nanny – Star City Casino’
The roof of plane hangers: you will get 15%* more leg room when you fly in Qantas’s A380 ‘Stretch out with Qantas ‘
This is just the start……….* Statistics and figures are purely fictional